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Progressively giving fewer and fewer fucks.

I say fuck a lot.

Me
Things that I want but probably cannot afford

Reblogged from sp0oky-box-forts

wesleystephen:

sp0oky-box-forts:

One fire pit to rule them all

Is this a thing the general public can purchase?

(via slide-x-ways)

Reblogged from cartoonpolitics
skysignal:

concentratedridiculousness:

sherekahnsgirl:

cartoonpolitics:

"A person of good intelligence and sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it’s not just a bleeding-heart, knee-jerk, liberal kind of a thing - it is just a normal human reaction to a nonsensical set of values where we have cinnamon flavored dental floss and there are people sleeping in the street" ~ George Carlin

This man was a pure genius.

The comic works just as well if you ignore the class labels - the white man rides straight to the top, the white woman can MAYBE make it if she climbs the treacherous rope, and the POC is going to have to learn to fly.

This applies to the Philippines too.

skysignal:

concentratedridiculousness:

sherekahnsgirl:

cartoonpolitics:

"A person of good intelligence and sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it’s not just a bleeding-heart, knee-jerk, liberal kind of a thing - it is just a normal human reaction to a nonsensical set of values where we have cinnamon flavored dental floss and there are people sleeping in the street" ~ George Carlin

This man was a pure genius.

The comic works just as well if you ignore the class labels - the white man rides straight to the top, the white woman can MAYBE make it if she climbs the treacherous rope, and the POC is going to have to learn to fly.

This applies to the Philippines too.

(via pwnator)

Reblogged from yesknopemaybe

Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey

(Source: yesknopemaybe, via slide-x-ways)

Reblogged from realitytvgifs

(via kevrudd)

Reblogged from avianawareness
sagegalo:

avianawareness:

THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER

This is the best one I’ve ever seen!!

sagegalo:

avianawareness:

THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER

This is the best one I’ve ever seen!!

(via deoxyribonucleicalpacalover)

Reblogged from raptorific

plemelwarmface:

Stephen Colbert is everything I want to be

(Source: raptorific, via boywhocried-badwolf)

Reblogged from swaginageorge

city-glow-after-dark:

mahlarchuck:

atlasnerd:

swaginageorge:

seeing a hot guy walk by like

image

Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

It would be a mistake not to

"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"

(via ravendorkholme)

Reblogged from femburton
Reblogged from telernarketing

telernarketing:

universities be like

image

(via kevrudd)

Reblogged from gbcnt

(Source: gbcnt, via ejaysaurus)

Reblogged from heyyyyyyyo

(Source: heyyyyyyyo, via cumleak)

Reblogged from hopephd

king-in-yellow:

hopephd:

Seizure First Aid. 

Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 

100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)

(via ravendorkholme)

Reblogged from my-funny-pics
whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

(Source: my-funny-pics, via hylian-biologist)

Reblogged from mujercito

(Source: mujercito, via ruinedchildhood)