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Progressively giving fewer and fewer fucks.

I say fuck a lot.

Me
Things that I want but probably cannot afford

Reblogged from trondra
Reblogged from spicy-vagina-tacos
Maybe if I masturbate enough my responsibilities will disappear me, everyday

(Source: spicy-vagina-tacos, via whoredinarygirl)

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You ain’t never had a friend like me!

(Source: waltdisneysdaily, via clintbartons)

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my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(via hmspoofta)

An app for remotely electrocuting people when they don’t reply fast enough

Reblogged from borntobl0g

(Source: borntobl0g, via milotlc)

Reblogged from arcticmuse

Danny Bhoy: I’d rather be known for bad food than all that pretentious food you get nowadays.

(Source: arcticmuse, via fuckyeahbritishcomedy)

Reblogged from whichistosay

whichistosay:

fair weather by julia nunes [lyrics]

they say, “julia, just settle down; there’s room for the new girl in town,” but everyone just walks away. i’m used to it. no need to say goodbye.

(via liamdryden)